With Valentine’s Day rapidly approaching, come to Scranberry Coop & secure a token of your love for your significant other, potential date, or whomever you love in your life!
Our dealers carry hearts of all sizes and variations, including heart baskets, heart bowls, heart containers, heart jewelry, heart sculptures, glass hearts, bears with hearts, gift baskets with hearts, works of he-art (heartfelt puns are free), and so much more!
If you can’t decide on what best represents your affections, do not hesitate to ask for advice, and we will do everything in our power to help you share the love, break the ice, and/or express yourself on that special day!
Even if you are feeling that your heart is closed off this season, there is no need to be isolated & alone; feel free to visit and chill with us for old time’s sake while you browse our wares!
& between now and when we see you next, a few jokes to keep you entertained (courtesy of Reader’s Digest):
Q. Why shouldn’t you fall in love with a pastry chef?
A. He’ll dessert you.
Q: What do you call a very small valentine?
A: A vales-tiny!
Q. How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A. He gave her a ring.
Q. Where do all the hamburgers take their girlfriend on Valentine’s Day?
A. To a meatball.
Me: “I love you.”
You: “Is that you or the wine talking?”
Me: “It’s me talking to the wine.”
One morning Emma woke up with a start. Her husband Jim asked what was the matter, she told him, “I just had a dream that you gave me a pearl necklace for Valentine’s day. What do you think it means?” “You’ll know tonight,” Jim said. That evening, Jim home with a small package and gave it to his wife. Delighted, Emma opened it – only to find a book entitled “The meaning of dreams.”
If you were a triangle you’d be acute one.
Q: What did one watermelon say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You’re one in a melon!
Q: What did one beet say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: You make my heart beet faster!
Q: What did one mushroom say to the other on Valentine’s Day?
A: “There’s so mushroom in my heart for you!”
Again, heartfelt puns are free. <3
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