42 Christmas Puns to get you in the holiday spirit

Merry Christmas & Happy Holidays from Scranberry Coop! We figured that the following 42 Christmas puns, courtesy of Pun.me, might get you in the holiday spirit if you aren’t already! If these puns just don’t hit the spot for you because of the anxiety regarding getting gifts in time, know that our doors are always open during business hours, where we are always happy to assist you in finding those special gifts for your friends & family! By the way, if you ever need a short break from exploring the items of our 170+ dealers, feel free to hang out with us & come up with more puns to share at future holiday dinners! Disclaimer: Puns aren’t actually funny; they exist solely for the purpose of us collectively feeling clever for being able to understand elementary word play.

& by the way, we will be open on Monday Christmas Eve from 10 AM to 2 PM, for all of you super last minute shoppers (don’t worry, we won’t tell anyone)!

  • What happens to elves when they behave naughty? Santa gives them the sack.
  • What kind of music do elves listen to? Wrap.
  • What is a snowmans favorite breakfast? Ice Crispies.
  • Why didn’t the skeleton go to the Christmas party? He had no-body to go with.
  • Who hides in the bakery at Christmas? A Mince Spy!
  • What says ‘Oh Oh Oh’? Santa walking backwards!
  • What do you call a greedy elf? Elfish.
  • What do zombies eat with their Christmas dinner? Grave-y.
  • Who delivers presents to baby sharks at Christmas? Santa Jaws!
  • What did one snowman say to the other snowman? Can you smell carrot?
  • Whats the best Christmas Present? A broken drum – you can’t beat it.
  • Which of Santa’s reindeer has bad manners? Rude-alph!
  • Why did Santa put a clock in his sleigh? He wanted to see time fly!
  • What does Santa suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney? Claustrophobia!
  • Why does Santa have three gardens? So he can ho, ho, ho.
  • What do you get if you combine Santa and a duck? A Christmas Quacker!
  • What do snowmen eat for lunch? Iceburgers!
  • Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing? They always drop their needles!
  • What happened to the thief who stole a Christmas Advent Calendar? He got 25 days!
  • What is a skunks favorite Christmas song? Jingle smells!
  • What is Santa’s dogs name? Santa Paws!
  • What falls at the North Pole but never gets hurt? Snow.
  • What never eats at Christmas dinner? The turkey – it’s stuffed.
  • Where does Santa stay when he is on holiday? At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
  • What do you call Frosty the Snowman in May? A puddle!
  • Did you know that Rudolph the Reindeer never went to school? He was elf taught.
  • What did Adam say the day before Christmas? It’s Christmas, Eve!
  • What do snowmen usually wear on their heads? Ice caps!
  • Where do you find chilli beans? At the north pole!
  • What is a librarians favorite Christmas song? Silent Night
  • What do you call a frozen elf hanging from the ceiling? An elfcicle!
  • What kind of motorcycle does Santa ride? Holly Davidson.
  • Why does Santa go down the chimney on Christmas Eve? Because it ‘soots’ him!
  • How do you know Santa is good at karate? He has a black belt!
  • What do you call an old snowman? Water.
  • What do Santa’s little helpers learn at school? The elf-abet.
  • How much did Santa pay for his sleigh? Nothing – it was on the house!
  • What does Santa say at the start of a race? Ready, set, Ho! Ho! Ho!
  • Where do snowmen keep money? In a snow bank.
  • What type of cars do elves drive? Toy-otas.
  • Why does everybody like Frosty the Snowman? Because he is so cool!
  • What do you call a cat on Christmas Eve? Sandy Claws.
2018-12-15T15:12:43+00:00December 12th, 2018|Holidays, Scranberry Coop|0 Comments

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