December 1, 2017:

I have a great life! I work a few days a week at Scranberry Coop, where the Coop Customers are the best people I know! I get so many belly rubs and smooches every day it’s insane! I love it! I have a best friend, Walt Godek, that hikes in the woods with me, my very own couch and tons of love! I’ve got it made!

November 19, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop! We’re closed as usual Mon & Tues, open again Wed 10am, closed This Thursday for Thanksgiving. Have a lovely night and remember: You take the good, you take the bad, you take ’em both and there you have the Facts of Life.

October 29, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop and another great Coop Halloween Partly! We’re closed as usual Mon & Tues, open again Wed 10am. Have a nice night and remember: Garlic doesn’t keep them away, that’s an old wivestail. It was just worn to mask the scent of the corpses! BOO!

September 17, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop! We’re closed as usual Mon & Tues, open again Wed 10am. Have a lovely evening and remember: Forgive others. Not because they deserve forgiveness, but because you deserve peace.

August 27, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop! We are closed Mon and Tues, open again Wed 10am. have a lovely night and remember: To be kind is more important than to be right. Many times what people need is not a brilliant mind that speaks, but a special heart that listens.

July 30, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop! We’re closed as usual Mon & Tues, open again Wed 10am. Have a lovely night and remember: Don’t be sad, because sad backwards is D A S, and das not good.

June 4, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop! We’re closed as usual Mon & Tues, open again Wed 10am. Have a nice night and remember: Don’t promise when you’re happy, don’t reply when you’re angry, and don’t decide when you’re sad.

May 28, 2017:

Thank you all for another great week at Scranberry Coop! We’re closed as usual Mon and Tues, open again Wed 10am. Have a lovely evening, a Happy Memorial Day, and remember: “In the end, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends.” – Martin Luther King

April 30, 2017:

There’s nothing like a good sleep to reset your brain! Ahhhh… #FeelingGood

March 26, 2017:

If a genie granted me three wishes right now I would wish for a pizza, extra cheese, and a good friend to share with. #thesimplethings #lifeisgood

February 7: 2017:

It’s like my weekend. I’m off Mondays and Tuesdays, when Scranberry Coop Antiques store is closed. :) Sleeping in. Zzz

January 12, 2017:

The problem with Friday the 13th Jason Takes NY and Goes to Hell or Space or whatever, is that the filmmakers went in each time saying: “We wanted to do something different, we wanted to do something new.” But the fans don’t want something new! We want the original Jason Voorhees, in his body, in Crystal Lake, in New Jersey, with his mask, and his original Betsy Palmer mother, killing camp teenagers in the woods at night. That’s it! That’s what we want! It’s not complicated! When horror fans want ‘different’ or ‘new’ we go see “Sinister” or “Insidious”. We want our Fridays to be the same mindless formulaic cheese we love! Do it right or leave it alone.